dog food, leads and collars Over Halloween this year, I ended up at a friend of a friend’s local house party. It was everything you would expect from a costume party. People were drinking, taking pictures, laughing and even cooking smores on a fire in the backyard. But there was one element that made this Halloween completely unique. One of the party goers had brought their Great Dane to hang out amongst all the costume clad twenty year olds. This was no average Great Dane. It was the biggest freaken dog I have ever seen. Not joking, his head when walking around stood about four feet off the ground. My friend is pretty short, she is probably 5’4 and this dog was well past her mid section we got a good picture of the two together.

The Great Dane was very well behaved. Didn’t need leads and collars to stay in check. I started talking to his owner and she said he goes through dog food like it’s his job. I bet. My drunken friend asked if his poop was huge and she answered with a smile saying, “it is probably the same size as yours.” Pretty sick but a good indicator to how much dog food this dog goes through. When she got him, she said he was the second smallest out of a litter of five. Turned out to be the biggest. I figure she has to go online to buy dog food in bulk.